Biker Wisdom

- Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 110 mph!
- Midnight bugs taste best.
- Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
- Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
- It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
- The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
- Never be afraid to slow down.
- Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
- Sometime's it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight.
- Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
- Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
- Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
- If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
- A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
- Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
-Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
- A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
- Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
- Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
- Work to ride and ride to work.
- Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
- When you look down the road, it seems to never end, but you better believe it does.
- Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.
- Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
- People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
- Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate > bikes.
- Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.
- The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
- The twisties, not the super slabs, separate the riders from the squids.
- When you're riding lead, don't spit.
- A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
- Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
- If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
- There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
- Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.
- Practice wrenching on your own bike.
- Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
- Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
- Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
- A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.
- If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician' s tape, it's serious.
- If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.
- Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.
- There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.
- Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from 'road rash' if you go down.
- The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
- Always replace the cheapest parts first.
- You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
- Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
- There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles, and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.
- 'It is good to have an end to journey; but it is the journey that matters in the end.'